Your chance to own the second best games console ever! Yes its Sega's mid '90s bad boy, The Sega Saturn! This was an economic failure compared to its main rival the Playstation, but such grace, such beauty such style! The system allows you to exclusively play such arcade classics as Sega Rally, Daytona USA and Virtua Fighter! This little package comes with a nice steering wheel, to make that arcade feeling complete. Want to buy it? Look here. Want to know more about the Saturn? Look here!
An excellent find dear Father and lovely Buy-Now price too...
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Nahh, it's more expensive than cigarettes, it is.
You just had to mention cigarettes didn't you?
ReplyDeleteOh, dear... Sorry Father. Tequila it is then?
ReplyDelete...Gnome pass us an ashtray please....
ReplyDeleteOnly if you promise to clean it...
ReplyDelete(elderly considers... addiction, cleaning, addiction, cleaning...)
ReplyDeleteokay i'll clean it.....
Fine then. Here you go...
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